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darrynek:

i found out a quick new way to burn belly fat in two easy steps

1. pour gasoline all over your stomach
2. light yourself on fire

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fitnessgyro:

I wanna be able to eat a fucking salad without people saying “you’re already skinny! You don’t need a salad! Get a burger”.

LIKE NO OKAY I JUST WANT A SALAD. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I CAN PUT IN A SALAD AND MAKE IT TASTE AMAZING. GTFO

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icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

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